Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sounders will now be wearing crossing guard uniforms

Have you seen the Sounders FC new alternate uniforms?

When the Seahawks sported their Rave Green jerseys, I thought I had seen the worst uniforms in sports. I was wrong. These things are so bad that the University of Oregon is probably laughing at them now.

“A third kit is traditional among many international soccer clubs,” said Sounders FC owner and general manager Adrian Hanauer. “We will wear the third kit for international friendlies, possibly for some cup matches, and whenever Sigi feels like the “electricity” might bring us a result.”

Gag, the rest of the world will think Seattle has an infatuation with highlighters.

“These are really great kits,” said Sounders FC forward Fredy Montero. “We are going to help the stadium save money on the electricity bill.”
Oh you're funny Freddy, the Sounders will also get a bill from my optometrist after I go blind from watching these eyesores.

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